Tokers Got Talent March

Toker’s Got Talent on March 26th at 8:00 PM. It’s an open competition for music, comedy, and pretty much any other “more” you can think of that won’t get the building condemned.

The Stakes (Real Money for Real People)

We aren’t giving out “exposure” or a pat on the back. We know the economy is a dumpster fire and your car is making that ticking noise again. We’re giving out actual, cold hard cash:

Grand Prize: $500
Runner-Up: $250
Third: A hat or something.

That’s $500 for basically just being yourself in public for five minutes. I’ve done a lot worse things for a lot less money, and most of those involved a fraternity initiation or a very awkward divorce hearing.

The Ringleader: Jeff Danger

Jeff Danger is hosting this particular circus. Jeff has the kind of name that makes you wonder if he’s a stuntman or just a guy who isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a fireworks stand. Either way, he’s the guy making sure the mic stays on and the chaos stays organized.

How to Join the Fray

Entry is FREE, but spots are limited. We only have so much time before the existential dread of Monday morning starts setting in for everyone. You can sign up in-person at the bar or head over to roastedhempcookeville.com to lock in your spot.

The Details:

When: March 26th | 8 PM
Where: 1068 E 10th St, Cookeville, TN
The Rules: Must be 21+. Bring your ID, your talent, and whatever’s left of your dignity.

Whether you’re coming to compete for the rent money or just to watch the beautiful train wreck from the sidelines, we’ll see y’all there. It beats staying home and arguing with your reflection.