Tomorrow night is the Get Roasted Battle League Finals.
Both of these teams have already slaughtered two other cities to get here. This is the Championship. It’s Atlanta versus Nashville.
The matchups for tomorrow night:
Christopher Fosho vs. Jo Collins: A grown man who chose the last name “Fosho” fighting our favorite lawyer who dresses like she sleeps in a greyhound station.
Holden Schneider vs. Zach Williams: Holden looks like a frat boy who just discovered psychedelics and crypto. Zach is not a famous Christian rock singer. This is a battle between two guys whose fathers definitely paid their rent until they were thirty.
Matt Talley vs. Jessi Lyann: Matt has the tattoos and backwards hat of a guy who starts fistfights at youth baseball games. Jessi is a 33-year-old “Digital Creator,” which is a polite way of saying she’s unemployed with a ring light. It’s a collision of bad life choices and heavy Instagram filters.
Tone of The Souf vs. Ross Richard: A man who actually calls himself “Tone of The Souf” is fighting a 24-year-old kid with a mustache who looks like he sells fake weed.
It all happens tomorrow, Friday, July 10th. 8 PM at 1068 E 10th St in Cookeville.
It’s $10 presale or $15 at the door. It’s BYOB, which means you are legally responsible for bringing enough liquor to medically sedate yourself while you watch this happen.
Buy a ticket. Bring a bottle.
Presale tickets available here: https://roastedhempcookeville.com/event/get-roasted-battle-league-finals-atlanta-vs-nashville/