Chris turns 31 today.
He is our “security.”
The perimeter is compromised because Patrick played a Control deck. If you plan to rob us today, just wait until he shuffles.
Come wish him a Happy Birthday. Bring a deck. Try to beat him while he’s on the clock. We have given up on stopping him.
Happy Birthday, nerd.
#Cookeville #Security #MTG #Level31 #GetRoasted
