BAD NEWS. JEFF KEEPS HIS JOB.
We had big plans for today. We ordered a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man.
We were going to put a Roasted shirt on him, place him on the stage, and replace Jeff. The Tube Man has better dance moves, complains less, and doesn’t ask for a jean short budget.
However, the package is “Lost in Transit” in Memphis. We suspect a FedEx driver is currently using our new manager to party.
The “New Jeff” event is cancelled. You are stuck with the human version of Jeff. We apologize.
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