🚨 One hour left! Roasted closes at 10 PM, so if tonight’s mission includes stopping by, it’s go-time. 💚🔥 View original post on Facebook

Don’t waste this deal! Happy Hour is actually ALL DAY today, and tomorrow!! We are open till 10pm, so hurry before Wednesday comes! #happyhour #GetRoasted #mondays #tuesdays View original post on Facebook

⏰ Happy Hour starts soon, and we would hate for you to suffer through the afternoon unsupervised. Come let Roasted babysit your vibes from 2–4:20 PM. 😂💚 #GetRoasted #happyhourspecials #letsgo View original post on Facebook

🕘 It’s 9 PM, besties. That means Roasted closes in one hour, and your window of opportunity is getting dramatic. 😂💚 Come see us before 10 PM. 🌿 View original post on Facebook

💚 It’s almost Happy Hour, besties. Put your attitude in park, grab your good mood, and come get Roasted from 2–4:20 PM. 😂🌿 #GetRoasted #happyhourspecials #letsgo View original post on Facebook

Dabgo Music Bingo today at 3. Come celebrate the last couple days before the state government takes your freedoms away for Independence Day. Real patriotic stuff. Followed by Crocheting club at 5. #Cookeville #MusicBingo #Dabgo #RoastedHempCo #TennesseeEvents #HempCommunity #SafetyThird #GetRoasted View original post on Facebook

🕐 It’s 1 AM, friends. Roasted closes at 2 AM, which means the night has entered its “make a decision” era. 😂💚 Come see us before we close. 🌿🔥 View original post on Facebook

🚗 Your car called. It said it knows the way to Roasted. Happy Hour is from 2–4:20 PM, so maybe listen to it. 😂💚 #GetRoasted #happyhourspecials #letsgo View original post on Facebook

Brook had to explain the video like a court transcript and somehow it got worse. A simple Starbucks drive thru bit turned into the phrase “nut rag” being said out loud by somebody’s mother. Soundboy was trying to keep up. The rest of us were trying to leave our bodies.

Tennessee Slugfest PPV tonight at Roasted Hemp. Starts at 6 PM. Come watch here if you’re not near Sweetwater. We are watching people settle their problems in a cage, then handing the microphone to the rest of Cookeville. Karaoke with Soundboy starts after the fights. Maybe during the fights if