EIGHT COMEDIANS. ZERO EMPATHY. TONIGHT. The Get Roasted Battle League Semifinals are tonight at 8 PM. We have imported talent from Nashville and Chattanooga. We are locking former youth ministers, viral grandpas, and internet celebrities in the store and forcing them to systematically destroy each other. It is psychological warfare,

Tomorrow night! Presale tickets available to save money at the door on the website. This semifinal is between Chattanooga and Nashville and the winner goes up against the Atlanta team in the final next month. #Cookeville #roastedhempco #CookevilleTN View original post on Facebook

Laura said she wanted a gun, then admitted she had one at a theme park while “entertaining children.” That is not a sentence that should exist in Tennessee. More on the full podcast: find it yourself. #CookevilleTN #CookevilleComedy #RoastedHempCookeville #DarkHumor #podcastclip #SafetyThird View original post on Facebook

Meet Your Budtender: Rob 🌿 🎈We asked Rob what one thing customers misunderstand? He said, “We cannot sell the large J balloon, and he is sorry. 🎶 His shift anthem? “Park” by Isaiah Rashad. We respect a man with a specific soundtrack. 🤝 At the shop, Rob says he’s best

Tonight, the wheels of culture come off at 7 PM. Dabgo Music Bingo starts first. It is bingo, but with songs, which somehow feels worse for everyone involved. You listen, you mark your card, and you question the path that brought you here. Normal Thursday stuff. Then at 9 PM,

I made a Mother’s Day ad for the store. I held up the most expensive candy in our store in the picture to look “premium.” My mom saw it. I had to buy them. You’re welcome, Mom. Full podcast available. You find it. #GetRoasted #MothersDay #Marketing #Podcastshorts #420funnies View original

Racks and Tracks tonight. 7 PM. Karaoke and a pool tournament in the same room. Sing something reckless. Miss an easy shot. #Cookeville #RacksAndTracks #KaraokeNight #PoolTournament #BYOB #RoastedHempCo #GetRoasted View original post on Facebook

I’ve carried this lump since 1999. Fred Durst owes me. Since he hasn’t returned my calls, I’m balancing the scales in the parking lot. This isn’t a threat; it’s a promise of equitable exchange. Full rant on the Morning Buds podcast. You find it. #MorningBuds #GetRoasted #420funnies #LimpBizkit View original

Livestream from Roasted Hemp Cookeville, see what’s happening. Elections and Slugfest. View original post on Facebook

WE ARE CELEBRATING HOLIDAYS THAT ALREADY ENDED. Cinco de Mayo was last week. I forgot. Mother’s Day was Sunday. We are currently living in a festive vacuum. Roasted Trivia. Tonight at 7 PM. We are reconciling the calendar. Compete for prize tickets. Do not ask me for a margarita. I