Livestream from Roasted Hemp Cookeville, see what’s happening. Elections and Slugfest. View original post on Facebook

WE ARE CELEBRATING HOLIDAYS THAT ALREADY ENDED. Cinco de Mayo was last week. I forgot. Mother’s Day was Sunday. We are currently living in a festive vacuum. Roasted Trivia. Tonight at 7 PM. We are reconciling the calendar. Compete for prize tickets. Do not ask me for a margarita. I

The 80s were rough. If your parents didn’t pay for HBO, you didn’t get to learn about life. Comedy and “Real Sex” were literally behind a paywall. We didn’t have YouTube, we just had to hope our stepdad didn’t wood-chipper our tapes. Full episode on the Morning Buds Podcast. #MorningBuds

Meet Your Budtender: John🌿 🔥 He was asked if he had to pick one Roasted favorite product forever, John said he’d go with the concentrate side of things because there’s something for every kind of occasion. 🎶 His shift anthem? “Genghis Khan” by Miike Snow. An upbeat pick for keeping

Games Against Roasted tonight. 7 PM. We are playing All Bad Cards, which is what happens when humanity gives up and makes a party game about it. Show up, say something concerning, and maybe leave with tickets to Friday’s Roast Battle if you win. Winners get the tickets. The rest

Laura peaked at seven years old. While other kids were learning to tie shoes, she was trying to dismantle the Brownie industrial complex. Listen to the Morning Buds podcast: https://www.youtube.com/live/AcKSqiXxEBA?si=c6fXLVFRmuGRSDJP #Cookeville #MorningBuds #GetRoasted #PodcastShorts #FirstGrade View original post on Facebook

BRUNCH IS EXHAUSTING. COME TO BINGO. You took your mother to brunch. The eggs were cold. You argued about your career. You are both exhausted. It is time for the escape plan. Dabgo today at 3 PM. Bring your mother to the store. Buy her a seltzer. Sit her in

DO NOT BUY THE PHARMACY GIFTS. It is Mother’s Day. You forgot. You are currently standing in a Walgreens aisle debating if a plush bear holding a heart is an acceptable gift for the woman who gave you life. It is not. Put that bear down. Come to Roasted Hemp

We’re showing the slugfest fights here before karaoke, starting at 6 if you can’t make it to Crossville to cheer on Brandon. View original post on Facebook

Saturday: Buds & Ballads. 7 PM. Karaoke for the brave. Songwriters also welcome, if you feel like airing out your feelings in public. Hosted by Sound Boy, who agreed to supervise this. Get here early. #Cookeville #BudsAndBallads #KaraokeNight #SongwriterNight #LiveMusic #HempCulture #GetRoasted View original post on Facebook