We introduced half the bracket. Here’s the rest. Patrick Cuttle runs a show called “Free Kittens.” He does not give away cats. It is a marketing trap. He battles Jessi Lyann, who looks entirely too glamorous to be stepping into our Cookeville containment zone. Jo Collins has the posture of

A legally binding threat. Do not test my dedication to holding a grudge. Full episode: https://youtube.com/live/AcKSqiXxEBA #MorningBuds #GetRoasted #PodcastClip #DarkHumor View original post on Facebook

Look at this roster. Donnie Marsh runs the Lookout Comedy Festival. Nerdork is a famous internet rapper. Matt Harris unironically calls himself “regionally renowned.” Zach Williams is famous in Memphis for playing an elderly man. On Friday, May 15th at 8 PM, we are locking them in a room to

Fruit in your pocket. Bad ideas in your head. Standard operating conditions. This clip starts with mango and pineapple and ends somewhere near bodily emissions and Cookie Monster logic. Real educational stuff. If you were looking for mature adults having a normal conversation, you took a wrong turn in Cookeville.

Thursday. Double feature. 7 PM: Dabgo. Musical bingo. A room full of people trying to identify songs through secondhand brain fog and blind confidence. This is how civilizations end. 9 PM: The Bomb Shelter. Open mic comedy. Five minutes of stage time for anyone delusional enough to sign up. Hosted

We discussed the tyranny of the elderly on this week’s Morning Buds. It’s a simple metric. If you can’t stand up, you shouldn’t be in charge of launch codes. It’s a bold take. I stand by it. See more every week on the Morning Buds Podcast. #election2024 #electionday #getroasted #cookeville

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Tracks & Racks. Tonight Wednesday, 7 PM. Pool tournament meets open mic karaoke. A room full of cue sticks and bad decisions. Tactical error. We do it anyway. Hosted by Sound Boy. He brought the mic. You bring the confidence to survives public embarrassment. #Cookeville #TracksAndRacks #OpenMic #KaraokeNight #PoolTournament #RoastedHempCo

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Roasted Trivia tonight. Tuesday 7 PM. Brook Jolley is hosting, which means the questions will be about TV, movies, games, food, history, and whatever cursed internet headline slipped through the cracks. Bring your useless knowledge and your damaged little brain. Prize tickets are on the line. #CookevilleTN #CookevilleEvents #TriviaNight #RoastedTrivia