Wednesday nights @ 7. Tracks & Racks. Half of you think you can hustle at billiards. The other half think you can hit a Whitney high note. You are both wrong. Do not try to chalk the microphone. #Cookeville #TracksAndRacks #GetRoasted View original post on Facebook

PUFF AND PAINT THIS WEEKEND!!!! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT!LEAKY FAUCET INC. WILL BE SERVING CRISPY PORK BELLY ON POKE CRISPY RICE,SESAME GINGER SLAW,WITH HALF SOY EGG! SPACE IS LIMITED! TICKET LINK : LINK::https://roastedhempcookeville.com/event/puff-paint-4-10-2026/#tribe-tickets__tickets-form View original post on Facebook

TRIVIA TONIGHT. 7 PM. We are covering fast-food secret menus, early 2000s reality TV, and the fake street slang the feds use. Compete for store prizes. Numb your transition to Wednesday. #Cookeville #RoastedTrivia View original post on Facebook

I OWE A CUSTOMER AN APOLOGY. Yesterday during dabgo a man came into our game sweating and said a miniature wookiee was staring at him in the parking lot. I told him to sit down, drink some water, and maybe respect the dosage recommendations. I told him our products are

A VERY CYNICAL EGG HUNT. Dabgo at 3 PM. We play songs about zombies and religious trauma. You win, you pick a random plastic egg. It contains a prize. Do not bring kids. Children hate bingo. They are bad at music trivia. 21+ only. Play from your phone. Secure the

A STATIONARY ALTERNATIVE TO LINE DANCING. Across town, hundreds of adults are will be synchronizing their bodies to country rap remixes and the cupid shuffle. It is a visual tragedy. If you prefer your humiliation to be stationary, come here. 7 PM: Dabgo. Sit in a chair. Listen to nostalgia.

The Jason Threm Quartet will be Returning To Roasted Hemp Co. for the Roasted Hemp Co. 4-20 WEEKEND FESTIVAL! Jason Leads his band with passion and precision creating a vast array of Jazz Fusion, funk, R&B music that will leave you exhilarated! 4-17-26 View original post on Facebook

STICK AROUND FOR THE GIGGLES. Thursday is now a double feature. Dabgo at 7PM. The Bomb Shelter Open Mic at 9PM. The sign up list is open. You get 5 minutes on stage. The flyer says “A Safe Place.” That’s possibly misleading. #Cookeville #Comedy #GetRoasted View original post on Facebook

Tomorrow we will begin making announcements for our 4-20 weekend Celebration! Last year we did amazing things! This year come celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Roasted hemp co. With an entire weekend of of events,games,parties,and prizes! View original post on Facebook

WE ARE STUDYING HUMAN DESPERATION. Tonight we analyze the absolute failure of American standards. Trivia at 7 PM. The government allows a mathematical percentage of insect fragments in your groceries. Professional athletes sell weird things. We will cover all of this. We will also dissect the brutal 1-star reviews of