I AM AN IDIOT. THE FLYER IS PRINTED. We booked Jimmy (bottom right). He calls himself “Nerdork.” I didn’t know what that meant. I googled him today because procrastination. He has 2+ million followers. I am an out of touch old man. I tried to fix the flyer. Roast Battle
Get Roasted Comedy Night at Roasted Hemp Co. #getroasted #cookeville #standupcomedy View original post on Facebook
Tonight!!!!! $12 at the door! View original post on Facebook
DABGO is back at Roasted Hemp Co tonight at 7. Free to play. Prizes. Music bingo for people whose taste was shaped by divorce, bad decisions, and the radio at work. Play from your phone. Yell when you recognize something embarrassing. 21+ View original post on Facebook
we’ve ran out our stash!its way past morning! we’re going live at 1PM CST with the Morning Buds Afternoon delight aftershow! we’ve got a special announcement! link in the comments! View original post on Facebook
KNOWLEDGE IS A BURDEN. MONETIZE IT. Tonight 7pm, we test your grasp on a deteriorating reality. We are comparing pharmaceutical executives to literal Batman villains. We are identifying minor league baseball mascots that belong in comedy films. We are distinguishing regional diner food from military survival rations. Trivia starts at
Government stole an hour of sleep from us last night. I am running entirely on caffeine and spite. Come use your sleep deprived brain to identify songs. DABGO starts at 3. Ignore the clock. Time is a construct. Dabgo is real. #Cookeville #DABGO #DaylightSavings #RoastedHempCo View original post on Facebook
Leaky Faucet Inc. presents Chicken Alfredo BAKE, Parmesan & Thyme Sour dough Focaccia, basil oil, & Rosemary breadcrumbs March Puff&Paint at Roasted Hemp Co.Featuring live music from Sugar Lime Blue- Hosted by Laura Z #getroasted View original post on Facebook
FOUND DOG. VERY POINTY. NO COLLAR. Marcus found a stray by the dumpsters. He bought it a leash. The dog has hooves. It has two 40-inch spears growing out of its skull. It refuses to play fetch. It won’t sit. Marcus calls him Buster. Buster ate six bags of inventory
