I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM THE MILK. I drank warm whole milk in a hot tub for “content.” My stomach is currently staging a coup. Tonight, I am sitting in a chair and playing music. That is the extent of my physical capabilities. Dabgo at 7 PM. We play music.
THEY SAID THIS WOULD BOOST ENGAGEMENT. Dan said, “Do what the biggest influencers are doing.” So here we are. Two cool dudes, hanging out in our party mansion, nothing sexual. Just two grown men sitting in a hot tub, fully clothed, chugging lactose. I have several regrets: The Jeans: Denim
Stand up comedy! Friday night at Roasted Hemp Co. @comediankeithmarcell is headlining! Also featuring performances by Jo Collin’s, Ashe Kennedy, and Matthew Tate! Hosted by the one and only @jeffdangerdanger #getroasted #roastedhempco #cookevilletn View original post on Facebook
Pool Tournament tonight! A few pics from our last Tournament “the sweetheart shootout” they had a blast! 🎱 Be sure to come check out our Roasted Comedy Night this Saturday! Comedy Night at Roasted Hemp Co. with Keith Marcell and more! #getroasted #standupcomedy View original post on Facebook
I HAVE DECLARED MARTIAL LAW ON THE LOBBY. I have appointed myself President of the Strip Mall. My first act is to force you to answer questions about government paranoia and Nixon’s eating habits. Roasted Trivia: Presidents Day Special. Tonight at 7 PM. We are reviewing the State of the
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Get Roasted entertainment presents: Morning Budz the WNB Morning show podcast! Is recording now! Be sure to come check out the live “afternoon delight” after show at 1PM CST link in the comments! #getroasted #roastedhempco #grepodcast View original post on Facebook
PARKING UPDATE: THE ROOF IS OCCUPIED. We would like to apologize for the noise. The Sheriff has landed the county helicopter on our roof. Again. He claims this is a “Tactical Mariju@na Interdiction Operation.” We told him we are a legal business and he can just use the front door.
BAD NEWS. JEFF KEEPS HIS JOB. We had big plans for today. We ordered a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man. We were going to put a Roasted shirt on him, place him on the stage, and replace Jeff. The Tube Man has better dance moves, complains less, and doesn’t
ROMANCE IS OVER. JUDGMENT BEGINS. You spent the weekend being “sweet.” That was exhausting. Now, return to your natural state: Horrible. Cards Against Humanity at 7 PM. We reward your intrusive thoughts. The darker your soul, the more prizes you win. Jeff is hosting. He possesses the moral compass of
