🔥 GET ROASTED BATTLE LEAGUE – COMEDY ROAST BATTLE #3 🔥 Cookeville… y’all ready for the smoke AND the jokes? 😤🔥 Tomorrow night the heat turns all the way up at Roasted Hemp Co. as comedians step in the ring to go bar-for-bar, roast-for-roast in an all-out verbal war. No

Our Valentine’s Day party will be one to remember!❤️🥦🔥😶‍🌫️💘💝💌❤️💝 tickets on sale in store now at Roasted Hemp Co.! #getroasted #cookeville View original post on Facebook

I DO NOT KNOW WHO’S AI HAND THIS IS. Our marketing team put a green robot hand on the flyer. I did not approve this. I fear it. It is a part of the AI uprising. Is the robot coming to play Bingo? Does it know 80s Power Ballads? If

TRIVIA TONIGHT. 7PM. We distinguish Dragons from Florida Men and +5 Swords from gummies. Come validate your excessive screen time. Free to play, win prizes. #Cookeville #Trivia #GetRoasted #FloridaMan View original post on Facebook

Afternoon buds wake and bake View original post on Facebook

IT IS 16°. WE ARE PRETENDING IT IS JULY. The thermometer says Hypothermia. The speakers say Summertime. We are gaslighting ourselves into survival. Dabgo (Music Bingo) at 3 PM. The theme is Yacht Rock & Summer Hits. We are going to blast Michael McDonald and Christopher Cross until the sheer

CURRENT DEFENSE STATUS: CRITICAL. Closing at 10 PM. We are retreating to the back office to barricade the door with snack boxes. Do not try to be a hero. Rob has high ground. Rob came back with friends. Large, cold, angry friends. Eian is worthy of wielding Pipehilner. It has

THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL. THE SINGING WILL BE WORSE. We are OPEN because Karaoke is important. I risked my life driving a Ford Transit across an ice rink so you could sing “Sweet Caroline” off-key. Do not let my sacrifice be in vain. Karaoke at 7PM until I get

🚨🚨🚨🚨Roasted Hemp Co. is closing at 10PM tonight. ❄️ View original post on Facebook

TOKER’S GOT TALENT IS DEAD. LONG LIVE BINGO. The State of Tennessee says the roads are a kill zone. I agree. We cancelled Toker’s Got Talent. We ran the actuarial tables, and your life is statistically worth more than the $500 prize. Barely. Also, we have a technical issue. DK