🚨🚨🚨🚨Roasted Hemp Co. is closing at 10PM tonight. ❄️ View original post on Facebook

TOKER’S GOT TALENT IS DEAD. LONG LIVE BINGO. The State of Tennessee says the roads are a kill zone. I agree. We cancelled Toker’s Got Talent. We ran the actuarial tables, and your life is statistically worth more than the $500 prize. Barely. Also, we have a technical issue. DK

Due to The extreme cold weather conditions and low amount of Sign ups, both TGT this Thursday and Puff&Paint this Saturday will be cancelled! both events will return in February! View original post on Facebook

TRIVIA IS CANCELLED. THE STORE IS OPEN. Brook looked at his driveway, and his 2014 Ford Transit Connect growled, “I will kill us all.” I am listening to the car. I think it might be possessed. I am a delicate flower who bruises like a peach, and I refuse to

Closing today (Monday) early at 4PM. Jeff was scheduled to host Cards Against Humanity tonight at 7. Jeff also believes pants are a suggestion. These are their winter shorts. There are no backup shorts. We are closing for safety before ICE teaches them something permanent. View original post on Facebook

UPDATE: OPEN TEMPORARILY until 2PM. Roasted Hemp would like to apologize. We believe this storm is still happening because Rob made a song about being emotionally cold and winter took it as a threat. He’s still inside. He’s been cold before. He’s used to it. Rob will not be allowed

Roasted Hemp is currently open, but will be closing at 2PM! Be careful getting those last minute supplies! It may get real nasty tonight! Be careful 🥶 View original post on Facebook

Please direct your attention to this dramatic reenactment of the last hour in our parking lot. Y’all have the grace of a newborn giraffe on roller skates, and I can’t watch it anymore. WE ARE CLOSING TONIGHT AT 8 PM. You should be thanking me for making the brave choice

Karaoke and Dabgo will be canceled this weekend due to the winter storm! We will be sure to keep you updated on openings and closings as the weather develops. #getroasted #roastedhempco #roastedhempcookeville #cookevilletn View original post on Facebook

We are making the executive decision to cancel Karaoke tonight (Saturday) and DABGO tomorrow (Sunday). We love hearing Mike butcher Eminem songs, but we don’t love it enough to watch you leave your Altima in a ditch trying to get here. Stay home. Destroy your “inventory” in a series of