True story: a comedian got stuck officiating a wedding and had to announce the Boring family with a straight face. If the Boring family is out there, we need answers. #Cookevilletn #ComedyReels #WeddingStory #DarkHumor #RoastedHempCo #GetRoasted #Tennessee #ComedyClip View original post on Facebook
Thursday at Roasted has two moods: Before dabs: “I will hurt you all.” After dabs: “Why does this tiny trashcan understand me?” 😭🍃 #HappyHours #beforeandafter #understanding #Wow View original post on Facebook
🚨 HAPPY HOUR STARTS NOW 🚨 From 2PM to 4:20PM today, enjoy 50% off at the Dab Bar. 👀🍃 The clock has entered Roasted mode. Tag the friend who needs to see this before 4:20 sneaks up on them. #HappyHour #halfprice #enjoy #relaxing View original post on Facebook
🚨 THURSDAY HAPPY HOUR 🚨 From 2PM to 4:20PM today, enjoy 50% off at the Dab Bar. 👀🍃 Yes, the time is perfect. Yes, Thursday understood the assignment. Yes, you should probably tell the group chat. Roasted is open till 2AM tonight. #HappyHour #halfoffsale #enjoy #relaxing View original post on
🎨🍃 PUFF & PAINT is TOMORROW, and listen… this is NOT one of those “sit quietly and paint a sad apple” art nights. 😭 We have fun over here. PLUS… Brook is putting together cheesecake plates for the night 👀🍰 $5 a slice. 🎟️ $20 per painter 🖌️ All supplies
Meet Your Budtender: Trinten 🌿 🧠 We asked him: What product do you explain the most? Trinten says he ends up giving pretty thorough answers on THC, kava, kratom, mushrooms, and even some vape questions. 🎶 His shift anthem? Anything by $uicideboy$. So basically, if the music sounds like it
Tonight is a two step descent into local chaos. 7 PM Dabgo Music Bingo. 9 PM Bomb Shelter Open Mic. Come test your hearing, your luck, and your ability to sit through a guy doing crowd work on 3 people. Get here early. #Cookeville #MusicBingo #OpenMic #GetRoasted View original post
🚨 One hour till close 🚨 Tag that one friend who is never ready and still somehow pulls up in the nick of time. 👀🍃 We know the type, we are the type. 😅 #latepost #alwayslate #tagafriend #itsme View original post on Facebook
The zone be zoning when I wasn’t even trying to zone. 😶🌫️🍃 #Zone #oops #nightlife #awareness View original post on Facebook
This clip starts with parenting advice and ends somewhere near a felony cookbook. Real clean family values. Light sear on both sides. That is the whole lesson. #ComedyReel #StandUpComedy #DarkHumor #RoastJokes #Cookeville #TennesseeComedy #RoastedHempCo #GetRoasted View original post on Facebook