TOKER’S GOT TALENT IS DEAD. LONG LIVE BINGO.
The State of Tennessee says the roads are a kill zone. I agree.
We cancelled Toker’s Got Talent. We ran the actuarial tables, and your life is statistically worth more than the $500 prize. Barely.
Also, we have a technical issue.
DK went to adjust the levels in the booth. He exhaled wrong. His nose ring froze to the mixing board. He is currently welded to the PA system like a sad, pierced hood ornament. We are leaving him in cryostasis until we can attempt to revive him like Walt Disney.
We are pivoting to DABGO (Musical Bingo) tonight at 7PM.
It requires zero talent. It requires no movement. I can sit covered up in blankets and listen to music next to the warm glow of vape coils.
Win prizes. Try not to shatter. Drive slow. If you slide, aim for a ditch, not my Ford.
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