TRIVIA IS CANCELLED. THE STORE IS OPEN.
Brook looked at his driveway, and his 2014 Ford Transit Connect growled, “I will kill us all.” I am listening to the car. I think it might be possessed. I am a delicate flower who bruises like a peach, and I refuse to risk my life to ask you questions about Bad News and AI movie trailers.
However, for now, the store is OPEN regular hours. Why? Because Big B has nowhere else to go.
If we don’t open the doors, Big B will simply stand in front of the locked doors staring into the void until the ice consumes him. We keep the doors open to keep Big B from becoming a permanent display in our parking lot. It was this or cover him in cement.
Come sit with him. He will talk to you with the words he knows, but he’s doesn’t bite.
STAFF UPDATE: We believe Rob used the chaos of yesterday’s storm to escape. We found a tunnel dug out of the back room next to sheets of incomplete lyrics about being warm on the inside. If you see a feral man running toward the interstate with a pocket full of lighters… no you didn’t.
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