“Very Pointy” Lost Dog? Cookeville Man Finds Oryx With 40-Inch Horns by the Dumpsters

FOUND DOG. VERY POINTY. NO COLLAR.

Marcus found a stray by the dumpsters. He bought it a leash.

The dog has hooves. It has two 40-inch spears growing out of its skull. It refuses to play fetch. It won’t sit. Marcus calls him Buster.

Buster ate six bags of inventory and is currently staring through time.

If this is your dog, come to the store. Please bring a horse trailer. He does not fit in my Ford Transit. He would damage my seats.

Mind the horns.

#Cookeville #LostDog #MiddleTN #Oryx

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