THEY SAID THIS WOULD BOOST ENGAGEMENT.
Dan said, “Do what the biggest influencers are doing.”
So here we are. Two cool dudes, hanging out in our party mansion, nothing sexual. Just two grown men sitting in a hot tub, fully clothed, chugging lactose.
I have several regrets:
The Jeans: Denim becomes a heavy, wet prison when submerged. Jeff is accustomed to it, he never takes off his jorts they’re always under his clothes, but this chafes.
The Milk: Drinking whole milk in 104-degree heat has given us mud butt.
The Vibe: We look like we are plotting to steal all the catalytic converters in the parking lot.
MAHA: Make America Hemp Again.
#Cookeville #KidRock #RFK #Milk #MAHA
